damn the Navajo godland is real talk

so a goddess born from a cloud was bathing in a stream one night, and the moon shone on her.

when she got home, she miraculously gave birth to a son. his name was Vholf. no, sorry, it was Child of the Water. anyway here cloudgirl has her magic boy, but there are monsters everywhere; so, in order to keep him safe, she buries him in the fucking dirt!

That’s the struggle. when you have to bury your miracle child in a hole because monsters might eat him. shit is gangster

That’s like when you gotta leave your kid in the carseat because youre going in the strip club

you know? like, yo little man wait here because shit is CRAZY when you Navajo

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